Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Update on the cat

This is an update on the cat....
Sebastian had feline leukemia and I had to put him down this morning...

Kind of sad right now... =( Even though I only had him for about 3 days... I guess I get to attached to pets... So, I have decided to adopted 2 kittens from my cousin Richard and his fiance Robin... They have some Siamese kittens that are about 3 weeks old now... So in about 4 weeks I can get them from them... I am hoping to get the male and one of the female kittens... I'll let y'all know soon...

Still loving my new apartment and my new truck!!!

Well that is all that is going on right now in my life... Just getting things done and having some fun...

I am hoping to be going up to Colorado in August to be at my friends (Telicia and Jason's) Sealing... and I'm going to try to pop over to Idaho sometime soon as well to see my friends (Karin and Richard) that just got married too... So we'll see if I get up North sometime soon!!!

Rachel's Great-Grandma just passed away so my brother and sister-in-law are heading up to Utah for the funeral on Thursday... I'll be taking care of their pets and house while they are gone... So if I don't get right back to y'all you will understand why...

Take care and I'll chat at y'all then

Martha

Some Funnies... hehehehe

Some Funnies!!! hehehehehehe got these in an email....

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

New Ward

Howdy Y'All!!!
Just wanted to let everyone know how I am doing...
Doing well here in Dallas, Texas... Loving my apartment and my new truck!!! I'm due for my first oil change here soon...
My apartment is coming together nicely... My living room is in all Asian style... And I haven't really done much with motifs for the rest of my home yet...

Oh, I just rescued a cat yesterday... The family was moving back to Scotland and they couldn't take him with them... His name is Sebastian and he is a Russian Blue... Looks very nice!!! But, I have leather couchs and he has claws... But not after tomorrow!!! He is going to the vet for all his shots and to be declawed!!!
I will try to post a picture of him later...

Work is going well... And having a blast shooting as ever!!!

OH... BTW...
With my move to Dallas... I am now in a NEW Ward and a NEW Stake!!! I'm kind of excited to be going to my new ward... Should be a lot of fun... ALL new people to get to know and start hanging out with... Kind of like going back to a college ward after the summer break...

Anywho... I will let y'all go for now...
Chat at you later
Martha